Monthly Archives: January 2010

Navigate-Colours

When I was a kid I told my mum that when I grew up I wanted ‘a red car, red dress, and red stilettos’ much like, it turns out, Cassandra in Wayne’s World. Though she looks totally sweet in a hair metal groupie sort of way, and I have always admired the work of Bebe [...]

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Vampire Weekends

Recently I was googling how to get rid of lovebites (aka hickeys) and came across a mine of confusing, contradictory advice. Some people swore by ice-packs and tea bags. Others by  toothpaste, arnica cream, or hot compresses. Some people even recommended making them worse so you could pretend that you had a real injury (these [...]

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I’m Just Way Too Into You.

Is it strange to be in crush with not just a celebrity but a celebrity couple? As much as I love love love Drew Barrymore, to the point where I own the autobiography she wrote as a teen I think I actually love her more when she’s dating Justin Long. Something about the completely unabashed [...]

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Lipstick On Your Collar.

For the last week and a half I have been looking for a lipstick. Not any old lipstick, I found 100s of those, but the lipstick. One that will make me look like a lady, and that will not rub off all over cups, cigarettes, and boys’ faces. Back in this post I mentioned a [...]

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B.A.B.Y.

Someday, in my uterus, where nothing other than blood, lining, and maybe a few lonely sperm cells have been, there may be, A BABY. Although I don’t particularly want one any time soon, or for a long time at all really, the thought sometimes enters my head and plagues me for days. Maybe it’s a [...]

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