Comments on: I Don’t Wanna Dance With Your Boyfriend http://www.nightmaresandboners.com/2010/03/22/i-dont-wanna-dance-with-your-boyfriend/ or When Mildly Inconvenient Things Happen To Shallow People. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:49:10 +0000 hourly 1 By: Vanessa http://www.nightmaresandboners.com/2010/03/22/i-dont-wanna-dance-with-your-boyfriend/#comment-97 Vanessa Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:32:18 +0000 http://nightmaresandboners.com/?p=687#comment-97 It'd be funny! Who doesn't like laughing at other people's misfortunes?? It’d be funny! Who doesn’t like laughing at other people’s misfortunes??

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.nightmaresandboners.com/2010/03/22/i-dont-wanna-dance-with-your-boyfriend/#comment-96 Anonymous Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:05:06 +0000 http://nightmaresandboners.com/?p=687#comment-96 I like the fact that 'boyfriend fell over and farted on you' is the kind of stuff you'd LIKE to hear about. I also like the fact the 'anonymous' fake email I used for this is yeah@bumchums.com. I really want that email now. I like the fact that ‘boyfriend fell over and farted on you’ is the kind of stuff you’d LIKE to hear about.

I also like the fact the ‘anonymous’ fake email I used for this is yeah@bumchums.com. I really want that email now.

]]> By: Vanessa http://www.nightmaresandboners.com/2010/03/22/i-dont-wanna-dance-with-your-boyfriend/#comment-95 Vanessa Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:10:49 +0000 http://nightmaresandboners.com/?p=687#comment-95 Gherk - I really don't understand people who want to tell everyone the minutiae of their relationship. Isn't it nice enough that you've got a nice boyfriend? While some things about boyfriends are interesting, when people tell me really really boring things about them that they think are ever so fascinating my brain turns into red mist. Most of the people who bore you shitless are the one who'll break up I reckon, or go on to have children and talk about nothing but them. Argh! As for you Hanny, you know I like hearing about boyfriends when it's interesting, and I am in invested in your life, duh. NOW EMAIL ME PLZ! Gherk – I really don’t understand people who want to tell everyone the minutiae of their relationship. Isn’t it nice enough that you’ve got a nice boyfriend? While some things about boyfriends are interesting, when people tell me really really boring things about them that they think are ever so fascinating my brain turns into red mist. Most of the people who bore you shitless are the one who’ll break up I reckon, or go on to have children and talk about nothing but them. Argh!

As for you Hanny, you know I like hearing about boyfriends when it’s interesting, and I am in invested in your life, duh. NOW EMAIL ME PLZ!

]]> By: Hannah http://www.nightmaresandboners.com/2010/03/22/i-dont-wanna-dance-with-your-boyfriend/#comment-94 Hannah Tue, 23 Mar 2010 08:05:54 +0000 http://nightmaresandboners.com/?p=687#comment-94 Way to be invested in your friends lives Ness. Way to be invested in your friends lives Ness.

]]> By: gherkingirl http://www.nightmaresandboners.com/2010/03/22/i-dont-wanna-dance-with-your-boyfriend/#comment-93 gherkingirl Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:36:47 +0000 http://nightmaresandboners.com/?p=687#comment-93 I love you for this post. When I articulate these feelings, everyone gives me that look. The one that says 'you are single and will die alone. Therefore you are just jealous and bitter of my happiness with a boy'. It is usually accompanied with that simpering smile that says ' btw your bitter bitch routine is why you're single.' It couldn't just be that listening to the repetition of in-jokes and private moments is dull and oddly uncomfortable to listen to? I love you for this post. When I articulate these feelings, everyone gives me that look. The one that says ‘you are single and will die alone. Therefore you are just jealous and bitter of my happiness with a boy’. It is usually accompanied with that simpering smile that says ‘ btw your bitter bitch routine is why you’re single.’

It couldn’t just be that listening to the repetition of in-jokes and private moments is dull and oddly uncomfortable to listen to?

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