HBIC on the move!

While the weather has been patchy in London in Celebville it’s been sun, sea, sand and hopefully sangria! Let’s see who’s snogging who shall we?

Jude Law and Sienna Miller getting frisky on holiday.
Ok so Jude was/is a skeezy cheater and that’s a terrible, terrible thing, but the look at them now they’re back together! SO EFFING HOT!

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy.
Even though Muse are worse than listening to someone take a shit in the cubicle next to me, the fact that Bellamy is in a relationship with serial shagger Hudson is fucking bizarre. What do they talk about? Where do they go? Why do I care?

Jason Trawick and Britney Spears.
Look how 100% ordinary they are! It’s perfect!

Above: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
Below: Russell Brand and Katy Perry
As an avid cyclist seeing couples on bikes makes me so excited and gooey inside. Also I used to have an enormous crush on Timberlake and I’m sure I once kissed a poster of him goodnight. Ahem.

Oh celebs, I wish we could all be as loved up and beautiful as you!