There has been way too much relationship drama this week in Celebville (Peter Crouch! Fantasia! Rachel Bilson!) so let’s settle in with some couples who are chilling out, relaxing, maxing out cool, shooting some b-ball outside the…. ahem. Sorry about that – let’s just bring on the cute couples shall we?
Rihanna and Matt Kemp.
While missus here looks like she dressed entirely in Hot Topic (Manic Panic anyone?) I’m loving the totally blasé look on her boyfriend’s face.
Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys on honeymoon aboard a yacht in France
I know I know, they’re cheating scumbags (and if you don’t know go here) but I have a strange weakness for their skeezy coupledom. Also why the fuck is everyone on a yacht right now? Where was my invite?
Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas
Whenever I see a Jonas brother dating someone all I can hear in my head is ‘Do it, do it, do it, do it’.
Lamar Odom and Khloé Kardashian at the Teen Choice Awards
Their matching facial expressions are the entire reason I posted this: HOW FUCKING CREEPY ARE THEY?
Alex Carapetis and Ke$ha at Lollapalloza
If I didn’t know that Carapetis was already a skeezy looking rocker type before he met Ke$ha I’d think that she cloned him from a strand of Axl Rose’s armpit hair.
See? True happiness is possible! Whether its with a guy who thinks putting a tie on an un-tucked casual shirt means dressing up, or with a man who left his wife to knock you up – it is out there for you so don’t stop believing!
Photos from Just Jared, The Sun, Sky Showbiz, and Necole Bitchie.
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Gash! I got so confused cos on about a million sites that came up as his name and made me really confused! I shall go edit, right… now.
heh, i think the “Da Silvano” part refers to the swanky nyc restaurant they’re in front of… too bad, because Matt Kemp da Silvano is indeed an awesome name. maybe everyone should attach our favourite restaurant to the end of our names?