Monthly Archives: September 2010

Do The Right Thing

By vanessa | Published: September 17, 2010

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that sleeping with someone your best friend is into is a sin punishable only by death. Should your victim spare you then you risk banishment, tears, and a whole lot of guilty cake making. But what if you liked him first? What if you like him more? How do you [...]

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Out With The Old, In With The New.

By vanessa | Published: September 9, 2010

A while ago I saw an article on Jezebel by Tracie about when to buy a new vibrator, and it caused me to take a look at my own collection. It was an entirely disappointing affair with just one sad, half broken, scuffed up vibrator languishing at the bottom of my underwear drawer. I took [...]

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Charm School

By vanessa | Published: September 6, 2010

There are times when I look back through the litany of people I’ve slept with and wonder to myself: WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? As the story unfolds in my head I can hear myself screaming “No! Don’t do it! This is a really bad idea!!” and yet the memory me keeps blithely strolling [...]

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Love Is…

By vanessa | Published: September 3, 2010

Last night my boyfriend were at my house and I was trying to explain my mortifying habit of becoming so emotional that sometimes I cry when we’re together because I love him so much. It is beyond embarrassing, because in my head I think of myself as a cold as ice motherfucker and yet in [...]

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