Category Archives: Celebrities

Dead Hunks: The Sequel

By vanessa | Published: March 4, 2011

When you think about your dream date are they someone you know? Someone you can imagine meeting in the next few years? Do they live nearby? Do you think they’re real? If you’re me the answer to all of these questions is a resounding no. As I’ve said before, most of my crushes sadly fall [...]

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Dead Hunks

By vanessa | Published: November 10, 2010

Dead idols are the best idols. You can dream about how great they were, gloss over the bad bits, and see them forever perserved in a rose tinted eternal youth. My personal favourite is Rock Hudson. He was a stone-cold super fox, insanely tall, and sadly for me, gay. Obsessed as I am with his [...]

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HBIC: Stranger Than Fiction?

By vanessa | Published: August 25, 2010

While last week we looked back at the past this time we look sideways in reality and at what could be, rather than what is. Arthur Dent and Trillian (Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy) So they don’t make sweet sweet music in the film, and their relationship in the books is more complicated than a [...]

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HBIC Go Back In Time

By vanessa | Published: August 18, 2010

This week I thought we could slip back in time and forget about the summer slowly drifting away, and instead focus on some stellar couples from the past. Everything was better in the past, men had manners, women wore restrictive garments, civil rights were non-existent, rubbish could be gleefully thrown on the ground, and legally [...]

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HBIC on the move!

By vanessa | Published: July 29, 2010

While the weather has been patchy in London in Celebville it’s been sun, sea, sand and hopefully sangria! Let’s see who’s snogging who shall we? Jude Law and Sienna Miller getting frisky on holiday. Ok so Jude was/is a skeezy cheater and that’s a terrible, terrible thing, but the look at them now they’re back [...]

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HBIC in the sun.

By vanessa | Published: April 16, 2010

The glorious sunshine has brought celebs out of their houses and into the sunshine for us to gawp and coo at. Yay!

Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman in a town, somewhere, who knows, probably in California, kissing.

Rick Fox and Eliza Dushku (who can do no wrong in my eyes) after competing in a triathlon. They even held hands for part of it!

Freja Beha and Abbey Lee Kershaw shooting the new Chanel campaign. If these two are really really going out then my heart might explode with joy.

This is so adorbs, I want to hop on the back and go with Pink and her husband Carey Hart, wherever they’re going, I really don’t care.

If this sort of cuteness carries on from Spring to Summer I think I might have to go into hibernation early!

Pictures from ONTD and Jezebel.

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HBIC and their backups

By vanessa | Published: March 24, 2010

Height differences, marauding children, and TERRIFYING CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES are on the menu this week so get ready to squee and SCREAM!

Hayden Panattiere and Wladimir Klitschko (just don’t look at her fake bake, ok?)

Russell Brand and Katy Perry (the couple that gets shakes from Maccy D’s together stays together?)

Reece Witherspoon, Jim Toth, and an umbrella wielding child.

Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn at the Kick-Ass premiere. Amazing dress for a pregnant lady, I love it!

Ice T and the amazing Coco at the Why Did I Get Married Too? premiere.

Eliza Dushku and Ronald MacDonald… wait WTF? GET AWAY ECHO! HE’S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS!


Pictures from ONTD, Starpulse, and Jezebel

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HBIC and co!

By vanessa | Published: March 17, 2010

Happy Wednesday! Here are some super cute couples being, well, super cute! Ready? Set? START SQUEEING!!


Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton (wearing his newly awarded Officer of the Order of Arts and Letters pin)


Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys at the Gotham Magazine annual gala

I have to tell you how much I love Swizz’s twitter. It is a constant source of amusement.

Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth in LA

Ok so it’s a rumour, but I can’t decide if I’m heartbroken, or really pleased….

Oh the adorableness!! I think I’m going to have to have a cup of tea to calm down now.

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I’m Just Way Too Into You.

By vanessa | Published: January 19, 2010

Is it strange to be in crush with not just a celebrity but a celebrity couple? As much as I love love love Drew Barrymore, to the point where I own the autobiography she wrote as a teen I think I actually love her more when she’s dating Justin Long. Something about the completely unabashed [...]

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