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A few summers ago I got super into that drone thing. I bought a tie-dye dress, spent most of my time listening to Pocahaunted, and got stoned way way too often. Sadly, no-one I knew really got into the whole drone thing. I tried, I really tried! But no matter how many times I played [...]

Although, early on in this blog’s life I declared ‘three is not the magic number’ now I want to take that back. Three is an excellent number, but not if there’s three of you getting it on, that still seems like more work than it’s worth, but in the sense of dating. Three is most [...]

The day I first shaved my legs is etched on my mind forever: it was summer, the first genuinely hot day of the year, and I was sat in the front seat of my Mum’s car looking down at my pasty legs when I realised that strips of stubbly black hair were everywhere. In my [...]

Two years ago I was at Latitude Festival with Andrew Kendall. We were both working and therefore not drinking, I was also unknowingly coming down with Swine Flu, and so we spent a long time wandering round in the middle of the night talking. I wanted to start a blog, I wasn’t sure what to [...]

There are so many different people to date. There are the kind you smuggle to your house at 4am in a cab and sneak out again under the cover of darkness. The ones that you bump into your friends with and suddenly realise that you do not, under any circumstances want to be seen with [...]

4. Paz de la Huerta But I think she probably gets it a fair bit already. I’m cool to wait in line, I’ve not got much else on. 3. That dude who lives in the flat above me and has really nice hair. Sadly a photo of him is not available because that’s a bit [...]

(If you want the short version of this story, scroll to the end of the post) Being a fun, affable, single, girl about town, I recently got an invite to a sex party, which I was promised would not be creepy, or full of ugly people, and where everyone would be really nice and fun. [...]

One of the best relationships I ever had was with a guy who’s surname I didn’t know, who’s job I didn’t care about, and who’s phone number I didn’t have. We met on New Year’s Eve and found ourselves shambling around London, drunk and cantankerous, until the early hours of New Year’s Day where we [...]

The other night, while standing in the kitchen of a party, surrounded by beautifully dressed people, all drinking Polish beer and slipping around on a damp lino floor, I had a minor crisis: “What,” I thought to myself, “does one do at a party when you’re not trying to pull?” That thought sloshed round my [...]

All our lives we are told to treat other like we want to be treated, to put our hearts out on the line in emotional relationships, and always be true to ourselves. Films tell us, books tell us, some of our parents tell us, music warbles it at us – over and over again it’s [...]