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4. Paz de la Huerta But I think she probably gets it a fair bit already. I’m cool to wait in line, I’ve not got much else on. 3. That dude who lives in the flat above me and has really nice hair. Sadly a photo of him is not available because that’s a bit [...]

(If you want the short version of this story, scroll to the end of the post) Being a fun, affable, single, girl about town, I recently got an invite to a sex party, which I was promised would not be creepy, or full of ugly people, and where everyone would be really nice and fun. [...]

One of the best relationships I ever had was with a guy who’s surname I didn’t know, who’s job I didn’t care about, and who’s phone number I didn’t have. We met on New Year’s Eve and found ourselves shambling around London, drunk and cantankerous, until the early hours of New Year’s Day where we [...]

The other night, while standing in the kitchen of a party, surrounded by beautifully dressed people, all drinking Polish beer and slipping around on a damp lino floor, I had a minor crisis: “What,” I thought to myself, “does one do at a party when you’re not trying to pull?” That thought sloshed round my [...]

All our lives we are told to treat other like we want to be treated, to put our hearts out on the line in emotional relationships, and always be true to ourselves. Films tell us, books tell us, some of our parents tell us, music warbles it at us – over and over again it’s [...]

Next to me on my bedside table is a book called What The Hell Is He Thinking? which I have, without success, been trying to read for almost two months now. I’ve drawn spots on the cover model’s face, hurled it at a bug, dropped half of it in the bath, and yet am yet [...]

While most celebrities leave me cold and uninspired there are two people who I will wax lyrical about on any occassion: Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West. However now is not the time to talk about Linsday, now is time to discuss the genius that is Kanye Omari West. Music is such a subjective thing that [...]

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that sleeping with someone your best friend is into is a sin punishable only by death. Should your victim spare you then you risk banishment, tears, and a whole lot of guilty cake making. But what if you liked him first? What if you like him more? How do you [...]