If you’ve clicked this page because we went on a date/made out once or twice and now you’re paranoid I’m going to write about you, then chill the fuck out.
Firstly: if you weren’t a dick and didn’t either fuck me over or really piss me off then you’ve nothing to worry about. Seriously unless you made me cry or throw a drink at your head everything is going to be ok.
Secondly: If you did upset me and I did cry over you then you fucking deserve to get roasted on the internet. Deal with it.
Thirdly: WAH WAH WAH MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT.
